I have given up trying to convince my brain that a little weight and body fat could add points to our social status (currently 13 of a possible 120 - Jonny Depp is at 119).
There are too many dangers associated with body weight, such as low popularity scores. Seriously though, other dangers are medical and mathematical. Did you know that 1 glazed donut contains 204 calories? Now if you were to do 15 minutes on a treadmill you only burn 102 calories! Did you also know that 30 minutes of golf can burn 153 calories and 60-minute volleyball game can burn 204 calories? (Thanks tipstolose15lbs.com). Still the donut wins and the fat grows. More accurately, when you consume more calories than you burn, the result is fat. When the fat grows, the heart and muscles become weaker.
Now, I am a reasonable man, and as a reasonable man, I have surrendered my quest to gain weight and body fat because it will have 2 possible consequences. No. 1 it will lower my social status, already at a record low, thus proving that body fat and popularity have an inverse proportionality (in that order). No. 2 the quest will make me fat.
There are too many dangers associated with body weight, such as low popularity scores. Seriously though, other dangers are medical and mathematical. Did you know that 1 glazed donut contains 204 calories? Now if you were to do 15 minutes on a treadmill you only burn 102 calories! Did you also know that 30 minutes of golf can burn 153 calories and 60-minute volleyball game can burn 204 calories? (Thanks tipstolose15lbs.com). Still the donut wins and the fat grows. More accurately, when you consume more calories than you burn, the result is fat. When the fat grows, the heart and muscles become weaker.
Now, I am a reasonable man, and as a reasonable man, I have surrendered my quest to gain weight and body fat because it will have 2 possible consequences. No. 1 it will lower my social status, already at a record low, thus proving that body fat and popularity have an inverse proportionality (in that order). No. 2 the quest will make me fat.
My solution, burn the donut!
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