smell like streep, for cheap

Is merryl streep still alive? If so, she'll be glad to know that she's got me thinking about perfume. I have a weird to desire to develop a smell distinctly max. I should research a male equivalent of merryl streep's versatility, starting tomorrow. So far, my natural odour has not got me a single compliment in all the queues I've stood in. This great injustice has got to be addressed. From this thoughtful introspection, I have decided to add the mission to stimulate queue conversations to my life-list-of-things-to-do. How? The best way to stimulate a queue conversation is to smell nice, for cheap!